Humorous book titles

 I love this particular topic from Long and Short Reviews, as one of the benefits of writing romance, especially erotic romance, is you can get away with humorous titles.

A favourite of mine is "In Appreciation of Their Cox" by Janine Ashbless. It is, of course, about the cox of a rowing team who has a multi-way celebration after the team win an event. I had to buy it as soon as I heard the name.

Another is "Here Be Sexist Vampires" by Suzanne Wright. Also explicit, but a really great story with a kickass heroine who takes no nonsense from the sexist vampires around her.

And I had to include my own, which is downloadable as a freebie from the Totally Bound website - "I Can't Believe You Used My Butter". I had wanted to use that title for ages, and the chance to do a free short story inspired by "Last Tango in Paris" was irresistible.

I'm interested to see which titles everyone else will share!

Favourite things to do in the summer

 Decided to have another go at the Long and Short Reviews blogs after a break as this one interested me.

The obvious answer to favourite things I like to do in the summer is probably go on holiday, but that only amounts to one week of the summer, so what do I like to do the rest of the time? I don't do well in heat, so most outdoor activities are a bit much for me - I've never been a sporty person and even walking in hot weather can be hard going.

So my favourite thing to do in summer is sit out in the garden with ice cream and a drink, most likely cider or a cocktail.

In fact, one thing I do like about summer is I have the excuse to eat ice cream whenever I like, be that mint choc chip or blackcurrant sorbet - the more interesting the better.

So what's your favourite thing to do in the summer?

Characters I never want to meet

 Two characters immediately sprang to mind when I saw this topic come up on Long and Short Reviews - one from classic fiction and one of my own.

The first is Angel Clare from "Tess of the D'Urbervilles". I read this mainly because it was set in my dad's home village (Marlott in the book, Marnhull in reality). I really did try to like it, but it's a deeply depressing read, primarily because Tess's love Angel Clare is such a hypocrite. The tragic conclusion comes as a direct result of Angel abandoning Tess for something that wasn't even her fault - he rejects her for lack of purity even while at the same time he tries to take one of her friends as his mistress. Oh, how I hate that man.

The other is Reed James from my three-book series "I Heard Your Voice", "Tamar Rising" and "Spiritwalker". Reed James is a celebrity medium, insufferably arrogant and incapable of considering anyone other than himself. I've had people come up to me and tell me they just wanted to give him a slap, which means I did my job, because I want to give him a slap too. He remains unredeemed, as I couldn't find a way to redeem him.

So which characters would you never want to meet?

Characters I want to meet

 When this topic from Long and Short Reviews came up, I had to think about it. I was trying to avoid the usual ones I come up with for these things, like Jane Eyre or Emma Woodhouse, who I would certainly like to meet but who tend to be the type of characters everyone thinks of.

Although it would be interesting to meet Emma Woodhouse and see if she's as charismatic in person as she seems to be in the book, given that everyone likes her in spite of her attitude.

But the one I ended up deciding on? Lux Lisbon from "The Virgin Suicides". Lux is the character most clearly described and has the most life on the page - she's lively, she's fun and you want her to get what she wants. Which, as any new reader can probably tell from the book title, isn't going to happen, but despite knowing she's walking towards a tragic end, we want her to win.

So which characters would you want to meet?

"Totality" blog tour starts today!

 Today is the first day of my blog tour for my new book "Totality"!

Tour stops are below:

March 5: Sandra's Book Club
March 5: The Avid Reader
March 12: Archaeolibrarian - I Dig Good Books!
March 12: Gina Rae Mitchell
March 19: Country Mamas With Kids
March 19: Iron Canuck Reviews & More
March 26: The Faerie Review
March 26: Wine Cellar Library

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Fictional worlds I'd rather not visit

 I liked this topic from Long and Short Reviews, mainly because I've read a lot of dystopias in the past and, in some instances, have actually thought I wouldn't mind living in those worlds. "Uglies", for instance - I know we're supposed to be appalled at the idea of forcing everyone to be pretty and vacant, but the thought of living a carefree life as a Pretty is quite appealing to me. And if I was in the world of "Divergent" I think I could be quite happy living as part of Amity.

However, worlds I'd rather not visit would be Panem of "The Hunger Games" and Airstrip One from "Nineteen Eighty-Four".

The reasons are probably the same for both. People being deliberately kept in poverty by those above and punished severely for every act of rebellion, however slight. At least "The Hunger Games" had a little hope at the end, whereas "Nineteen Eighty-Four" remained grindingly miserable - although I've since read a version from Julia's perspective which involved the Brotherhood overthrowing the empire, whether or not that would end well.

So which fictional worlds would you rather not visit?

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